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Book review: <i>Holy Cow! An Indian Adventure</i> by Sarah MacDonald


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An incredibly candid exploration of a few of the religious and cultural elements of that great and varied nation, India. Love it or hate it, there's just something about it...

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Book review: <i>After You With The Pistol</i> by Kyril Bonfiglioli


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Book review: <i>The Dead Zone</i> by Stephen King


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Stephen King examines themes of predestination, fate, love and evil in his classic fifth novel, The Dead Zone.

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The old man. In the corner, all the sure signs of a consumate smoker painted plain as fragile grey skin on his face, sipping a beer and looking hangdog and blank at the same time.

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Book review: <i>Vile Bodies</i> by Evelyn Waugh


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Book review: <i>The Summons</i> by John Grisham


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A disappointing and not overly enthusiastic delve into a relationship between a father and two sons... the struggles, sadness, selfishness, and attempts to do what's right.

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Book review: <i>Poe: Illustrated Tales of Mystery and Imagination</i> by Edgar Allen Poe


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This volume brings together thirteen of Edgar Allen Poe’s short stories and poems and couples them with the visual art of thirteen talented and engaging artists.

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The fat man of crime is back - in a tale of word games, murder, mayhem, and divine intervention.

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Book review: <i>The Great Gatsby</i> by F. Scott Fitzgerald


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If this was a dance, it would be the Lindy Hop.

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